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Driving Directions

  1. Go left at the first fork.
  2. Turn right at the 2nd round-a-bout.
  3. Go 20 miles until you see a withering cactus on your left.
  4. Walk out to the cactus.
  5. Face notheast and look carefully until you see the mirage.
  6. Once you find the mirage walk out to it.
  7. If I'm not there then just wait and I'll be along shortly.